2006 NBA Draft Diary
This cannot wait. I'm feeling warm and fuzzy just thinking about it.
The unequivocal highlight of the first round of the '06 NBA Draft came shortly before the Utah Jazz took Ronnie Brewer at 14 (love that pick, by the way).
For those who missed it, Dan Patrick was wrapping up the panel discussion and throwing it back to the podium for NBA Commissioner David Stern's announcement of Utah's pick. Stern started out from behind the curtain - an area as mysterious to male sports fans as the women's bathroom - and then pulled back, causing an awkward delay. Patrick filled the dead air over the empty dais shot by joking that the commissioner was "playing peekaboo with us." A beat later, Stern ambles out to center stage, already at full smirk.
You KNEW it was coming. If you didn't, you haven't watched enough NBA Drafts.
"Dan," Stern said, "I was listening to your pithy comments."
"Ooooooooo," said the crowd.
Cut back to Patrick, chuckling nervously and looking down at his notes, as the camera hangs on him a second too long. This tortuous moment didn't surprise me in the least, knowing as I do that most television directors love to watch most talent squirm. Once Patrick had gathered his thoughts well enough to devise his own comeback - "I always liked Commissioner Tagliabue better" (not bad) - Stern was ready to lower the boom, punctuated by his patented withering glare.
"I was waiting for you to say something positive about one of our draft picks."
Fwoooosh. Air rushes out of Madison Square Garden. Stern, without skipping a beat, announces Brewer to Utah at 14.
Here's the part I love: Dan and all three of his analysts turn into absolute freaking church mice in discussing the Brewer pick. Even Screamin' A. Smith looked like a scolded schoolboy. Sure, they all got ramped up again when the Hornets took Cedric Simmons with the next pick, but for the three minutes prior, ESPN's crew was visibly shaken. A stunning power play on the part of the Commish.
Lesson: Don't screw with David Stern. Ever. He will find you, and he will kill you.
Nowthen. About the draft:
The first stunner came when the Charlotte Bobcats took Adam Morrison at number three. We shouldn't be stunned, considering what Morrison did at Gonzaga, but given the fact that Michael Jordan was pulling the strings for Charlotte, most NBA observers felt that the West Coast Larry Bird would end up somewhere else (like Portland, who desperately wanted him - more on that in a second). I think Charlotte made the right call. Morrison brings instant offense and a French Lick-style appeal that might win back the ACC-schooled basketball fans in North Carolina. Although Tyrus Thomas would have looked awfully good next to Okefor and May.
The Portland Trail Blazers (2006 motto: "Please Stop Hating Us!") were all over the draft board, swinging deals to land LaMarcus Aldridge, Brandon Roy, and Sergio Rodriguez (nickname: Spanish Chocolate. Really). All of this after a pre-draft trade that moved Sebastian Telfair and Theo Ratliff to Boston in exchange for Dan Dickau and Raef LaFrentz. The motivation is obvious. Everything about this team is acidic; an overhaul was in order. Aldridge and Roy are off-the-charts prospects, while Dickau and LaFrentz are pedestrian NBA players capable of occasional breakout games but (hopefully) incapable of getting themselves arrested. Morrison would have been the crowning achievement of the Blazers' PR offensive, but with that option removed, landing two college kids that everyone loves and two veterans who won't bother anybody is a smart play.
You have to give value to get value, however, and Portland gave value in giving up on Telfair. I wonder if a return to the East Coast will soothe the young point guard. I also wonder how long it will take the Bobcats to come up with their first "Wispy Mustache Night."
The first "whooooa!" moment of the draft came when Seattle used the 10th overall pick to draft a 20-year-kid from Senegal who last year averaged 3 points and 4 rebounds in 10 minutes per game for a pro team in Belgium. There's an old saying in the NBA: anytime you have a chance to spend a lottery pick on an underage Senegali who averages single digits in Belgium, you gotta pull that trigger.
There's nothing that I can say about the New York Knicks' draft that hasn't already been said by the greatest of men (stole that from Dave Revsine - thanks, Revver). My guess is that when Isiah Thomas signed off on Renaldo Balkman and Mardy Collins, he thought he was getting Rolando Blackman and Doug Collins. He also thought it was 1981.
How much better can the Chicago Bulls get? I mean, seriously? Tyrus Thomas and Thabo Sefolosha are the kind of picks that compel your fellow fantasy league owners to nod their heads and murmur, "dammit, that's a good pick." Those two join a roster that already includes draft-day larcenies Luol Deng, Kirk Hinrich, and Ben Gordon. Are the Bulls the only team in the league that watches videotape of college basketball games? One of the panelists on ESPN opined that we might be talking about Chicago as an NBA championship contender in the next three to five years. And he's not crazy.
Favorite "smart picks" in the latter half of the first round: UConn's Marcus Williams and Josh Boone together to the Nets, back to back, at 22 and 23, and Michigan State's Maurice Ager to Dallas at 28. There's a reason why certain teams show up in the playoffs every single year and others don't. Williams and Ager, in particular, are locks to play ten years in the league. Write it down, in ink.
Now the hard part. JJ Redick.
Look, I understand every plus: four-year player at a top-25 program, school's all-time leading scorer, demands the ball in tense situations. It's the resume' that Jameer Nelson has successfully padded in Orlando, and now Redick brings his copy.
Plus, we've heard of him. Don't think for a second that the Magic didn't have "public relations impact" somewhere on their list of criteria for the 11th pick. It may have been 47th on the list - behind "knows the Windsor knot" and just in front of "uses deodorant" - but it was there. Redick is the most recognizable college player that Orlando has drafted in the first round since Mike Miller six years ago, and that's not a bad thing.
My question is this: do the Magic figure to work Redick into the starting lineup, or will he be a Mariano Rivera-style closer, coming off the bench to bomb away? Because if they see him as a 35-minute-per-game guy, I'm a little concerned. At 6-5 (which means 6-3 and a half), who does Redick guard?
Just in his own division, he's got Dwyane Wade, Gilbert Arenas, and Joe Johnson. We haven't gotten to the Nets, Cavs, Pistons, or Bulls yet. There's a reason that Travis Diener, a second-round pick last year who brought a scaled-down version of the Nelson/Redick college cache', rarely saw the floor as a rookie: said floor has two ends. The best shooting in the world is irrelevant if your guy is matching you shot for shot.
That being said, yes, Redick can flat-out shoot it. The last Magic player with that sort of step-off-the-bus range was Dennis Scott, and as I recall, Orlando won a lot of games with 3-D in uniform (Dennis couldn't guard furniture, but what the heck). Orlando was one of the worst three-point shooting teams in the league last year. They need a guy like Redick.
They need him for his moxie as much as his shot. JJ relishes his role as America's Villain, and being hated has done wonders for many NBA players in the past (see Miller, Reggie). The Magic could use a little nasty in their game. Maybe Redick brings that. A little swagger wouldn't kill them.
But remember: if you cross him, David Stern will.
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