Good, In Theory

We're in something of a slow period at the Sun Sports studios.

Of course, there's Marlins and Devil Rays baseball on Sun Sports and FSN Florida, and Miami Heat pregame and postgame coverage on Sun Sports, and about four "Under The Lights" shows in production for future release, plus the year-round "Sports Talk Live" show and the nearly year-round "Chevy Florida Fishing Report." And our college football coverage will be here before you know it, at which point I will kiss my wife and children goodbye and hope to be back in time for graduation. High school graduation.

But other than that, we're in a slow period.

So it might be time for me to gather my thoughts. There. I've gathered my thoughts.

For future reference, a complete list of all the theories - be they hairbrained, or hackneyed, or even goofball - that I have laid out in this space:

The Theory of Winning

Wherein, I explain that winning, in fact, is everything.

"Guard Play Is Everything In The NCAA Tournament"

As you'll see, this is me disproving a commonly held belief. For cross-reference, see Joakim Noah and the boys of old Florida, your 2006 National Champions.

The Kobe Bryant Theory

Explains why Kobe is the one player in the NBA most likely to score 100 points in a regulation game in our lifetime. And this was before he quit on his team in Game 7 of the Suns series.

The Theory of Tall Shooters

Self-explanatory. And by the way, Rasheed Wallace is steaming into this category with every passing game.

The Big Five

What I consider to be the crowning achievement of this blog. Referenced at several other websites, and now a part of our Florida sports lexicon. Tragically, I failed to apply for the patent. Just remember where you heard it first, and remember it fondly.

The Theory of Artists and Mechanics

Again I say: I may have stolen this. I honestly do not remember. It's so good, and so deep, I have to assume that somebody else came up with it. Also referenced at several other spots on the web.

That's the canon, so far. Just thought we should get it straight.

More to come.